Gathering family together on Thanksgiving to face the dysfunction or pretend there isn’t a drunk-elephant-uncle in the room makes it one of the most dreaded holidays of the year. But to most, no day of the year is as mortifying than the day we chose to celebrate and express love. It’s says a lot about us humans, doesn’t it? We don’t act so crazazy on Memorial Day. Love…it’s scarier than crime, racism, war and aliens!
I personally think Valentine’s has lost its lust. It’s just not sexy anymore. Instead of all the usual lame shenanigans that go on that day, I believe we should pull out our hot and nasty desires and live them!
My bf (look how lame I am: love scares me so that I use initials!) and I decided that we would make a list of our fantasies and give them to each other as presents this Valentine’s Day. The night after our gift discussion, I had 28 on my list and he had 3 (he said this was not because of enthusiasm, but because he got “stuck” on #3). I am currently up to 56 and most of the things I have never done before (ok – a few things I have never done before). So, what’s on my list? I can’t say, but I’m certain it will a surprising and oh-so-sexy Valentine’s Day!
What was the best present you ever gave or received for Valentine’s Day?
Thu, February 11, 2010
by Ms. Dolphina