Happy Birthday Dorothy Parker - here are my top ten favorite quotes

Happy Birthday Dorothy Parker! Thank you for all your bon mots that eternally make me smile and think and say 'f*ck yeah'! Here are my top ten favorite quotes:

  1. “Living well is the best revenge."
  2. "I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.”
  3. “I wish I could drink like a lady. / I can take one or two at the most. / Three and I’m under the table. / Four and I’m under the host.”
  4. “Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.”
  5. “Hangovers are the wrath of grapes."
  6. "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.”
  7. “Tell him I'm fucking busy-- or vice versa.
  8. “If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
  9. “Brevity is the soul of lingerie.”
  10. “The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue.”